Do you look at her vagina after sex? I surely do, not sure about you. It makes sense to do so because if I have spent so many days and weeks in talking and building trust with the person surrounding that vagina, the least I can do is to look at it once my penis is out of it. On top that, if I was inside it fifteen minutes back and thrusting like an outrageous donkey with my tongue waging like a pup’s, looking at it after sex will also save me some material to remember during future masturbation sessions. People have strange motivations, I know what you’re thinking.
But the following men have even stranger thought processes when it comes to looking at their madam’s little madam post the act of intercourse. Their responses are honest and their identities are hidden because you know, society demands repressing normal day to day acts which consenting adults very often indulge in. But no worries, we’ll still proceed with discretion.
– I don’t look at it. It gives out the vibes of “Stay Away” because the girls I’ve had sex with, they all have been too shy to even stay naked with me after sex got over. So no chance of grabbing a look at their privates. Although one time when she was getting back to senses after an intense bout of hard sex, I quickly kissed her goodbye down there. She then dressed up and smiled at my chivalry because the 21-year-old me was no less than a horny James Bond to her.
There are vulva museums dedicated to the beauty of female genitalia. Can’t you and I take out a minute to admire and appreciate the place where we got invited as well as accommodated? Thanks for being empathetic.
– My way is to do dirty talk with her while also looking and talking to her kitty-katty at the same time. I refer to her vagina as “She” where “She” actually is my lady’s bae. Both the babe and her bae share the same names. Do you want me to knock with my saliva before I enter inside Miss *Lady’s Name*? Or should I ease her out with my hands because after a tiring day at the office, she needs a good massage, doesn’t she? When I say these things, many women like it. Our intimate moments turn more intimate and the sheets begin to heat up within a few minutes.
Nothing beats witty dirty talk. Not everyone likes it but I see the point being made by my naughty friend above. In the bedroom, it is all about playing with each other at the level of mind and body. While dirty talk excites the neurons, touching and kissing get the fluids of love into action. On that note, it is not very uncommon to find that people have names for their private parts. A woman I knew, she used to call her breasts “Motu Patlu” because one was smaller than the other and required cushioning from within the bra to cope up in size. Ask your partner what they like to call their member(s) in crime and see what spice it adds to your relationship.